Drippy
and Boob
are the best two clowns in the world. Admittedly, many people do
not know that yet, which is why we’re writing this. They have spent
years perfecting their act by living their lives….As clowns! They
feel this hasn’t been a choice so much as a calling. If they didn’t
put on the makeup every morning, then they’d be a couple of clowns
without makeup, which is really bad clowning (except when Chaplin
did it).
They are now being hired out to do clown shows and other types of
parties and juggling. They also stand outside of businesses and
attract customers for the low price of five dollars an hour, per
clown. But most importantly, Boob and Drippy spread joy. And that
is free*.
*Unless within 48 hours of feeling that joy, you
do or accomplish something that earns money that was caused by the
joy, in which case Boob and Drippy are entitled to 20% of your Gross
earnings. Just let us know, because sometimes the joy doesn’t kick
in for a couple minutes.
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